Who needs luck when you’ve got RTP charts?

As a fellow code-monkey-turned-slot-strategist, I feel this deep in my Stack Overflow soul. Treating bonus triggers like API documentation? Genius! Though I’d argue the real jackpot is when you finally convince your boss that ‘optimizing slot algorithms’ counts as work research.

Pro tip: If your bankroll management spreadsheet has more formulas than your tax returns, you might be over-engineering this. But hey, at least we’re not those peasants who play without checking the paytable first!

Anyone else here calculated the EV of reading this comment? No? Just me?