I used to think dragons granted luck… turns out they just run RNG algorithms with UK-certified spreadsheets. My free spins? Not magic—just variance dressed as ROI charts. The ‘Immortal Treasure’? More like a spreadsheet that cried when I hit three scatters at 30 minutes max. If you’re down for another session… congrats, you’re still broke. What’s your next move? (Spoiler: it’s not fate—it’s p-value.)