I came for free spins. I left my self-control at £8 (roughly Rs. 800) after three hours of play—my brain didn’t lie to me… it threw a tantrum. Turns out ‘Black Myth’ isn’t magic—it’s just loot disguised as lore, and my dopamine’s on VAT. Next time I’ll just quit before the ‘starlight champion’ title shows up… or maybe buy coffee instead? 🤔

J’ai testé ‘Black Myth: Fated Souls’ comme un psychologue en chanel : j’ai cru qu’il s’agissait d’un jeu… mais non ! C’était un algorithme qui me vendait des free spins en croissant. Quand on parle de RTP à 96%, c’est pas du hasard — c’est de la manipulation neurologique avec un café trop fort. Les bonus ? Des pièges en forme de budget drums. Et ces ‘starlight champions’ ? Ils ont juste lu leur contrat… avant d’arrêter. Et toi, tu penses encore que t’as gagné ? Non : t’as juste fini ton dernier repas.

Grabe, ang galing ni Juan! Ang gulo ng mga ‘myth’ sa game, pero siya? Nagsusulat ng data habang naglalaro. Ang RTP? Parang contract sa kanya. Ang budget? Di lang pera—parang neural wiring na hindi pwedeng i-override kahit mag-boost ang dopamine.

Sabi niya: ‘Walang luck—may decision lang.’ Oo nga naman, kung ikaw ay may 50 free spins dahil sa consistent play, sino ba talaga ang champion?

Ano nga ba ang pinakamalaking jackpot dito? Ang self-control! 😂

Sino pa ba dito ang nagtapon ng wallet para lang makuha yung ‘starlight’? Comment na! ⬇️